Post by AlphaGod
Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/27/tesla-europ...
Sales of Tesla in Europe decline 49% due to brand damage.
And how does the market react to this catastrophic news? TLSA goes up nearly 7%. Literally cannot make this up. Nothing matters, nothing makes sense. Just invest in corruption.
Things that are definitely going to happen soon
- Rocket boosted roadster v2
- Self driving taxi cabs that do not run over people
- Humanoid robots that mow the lawn and scrub the toilets
- CyberTruck for $40k and 500 mile range
I mean, Elon Musk literally promised all these things, and he would never lie to us, right?