Maybe some positive news for TSLA stock - "For the past several days, Tesla has been self-driving Model Y cars on Austin public streets with no incidents. A month ahead of schedule. Next month, first self-delivery from factory to customer." With all the Waymo cars driving autonomously around Austin I think it's been proven the technology is possible. But with how poorly FSD has performed all these years ... not sure I'd want to be on the same road as any Tesla with no human scape goat at the wheel. Also, "ahead of schedule"? Didn't Elon promise self driving capability "in about 2 weeks" back in 2019?

Now we find out Elon has been on drug fueled bender this entire time... https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-... "Musk reportedly had a medication box that held about 20 pills, and was taking so much ketamine that it was affecting his bladder. Musk also reportedly took ecstasy, psychedelic mushrooms, and Adderall on occasion, sources told the New York Times". Given all this, I think it's safe to assume TSLA will go up 5-10% by this time next week. It only makes sense.

Awww poor Musky Wusky is having a hard time making any friends :'( These things do tend to happen when you admit to being a Nazi on public stage, and then lead a government organization bent on destroying American jobs, and now the party you work for is passing a budget bill that takes from the poor and gives to the ultra rich. Get fucked, Elon. https://www.thedailybeast.com/musk-throws-a...

Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/27/tesla-europ... Sales of Tesla in Europe decline 49% due to brand damage. And how does the market react to this catastrophic news? TLSA goes up nearly 7%. Literally cannot make this up. Nothing matters, nothing makes sense. Just invest in corruption.

LMFO Trump wipes Elon Musk's name from Truth Social. Members of the GOP admit he's, "finished, done, gone." Expanding on the matter, they say "He polls terribly. People hate him." Get wrecked, loser.

So let's get this straight. Sales are cratering, in the U.S. and elsewhere in the world. Elon is anti-American. Full Drive Driving is anything but. The Robotaxi program does not exist. The Roadster v2 is almost 10 years late and nowhere on radar. The Cybertruck is an 8,000 pile of junk that nobody wants. So what does the stock price do? Go up infinitely, of course.