Warby Parker up 20% because they're supplying the eyewear for Google's latest doomed attempt to staple AI and VR together into something people might actually want to use? Incredible. Nothing screams “the future” like slapping a ChatGPT knockoff into a ski mask and praying the masses won’t notice they’re being pitched Glass 2.0 with extra buzzwords. But hey, at least you’ll look stylish while watching this whole circus crash and burn—assuming you can find someone else in the headset long enough to compliment your frames.