EARNINGS TODAY

https://www.hp.com/us-en/newsroom/press-rel...

- Q2 diluted EPS of $0.42, down a whopping 31% from the prior year

- Q2 non-GAAP EPS of $0.71, down 13% from prior year

But hey at least we still have $400 million in buybacks and dividends, certainly wouldn't make sense to invest that back into the flailing company and fixup the revenue streams.